sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via impalas-and-apple-pies)

(Source: sharanga, via daylate-friend)

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

(via mymysterymeat)

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

tatianicav:

Russian designer Ulyana Sergeenko’s Debut collection Fall/Winter 2011/12.

(via mistressaustralia)

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

(via makingtribalnoises)

heyfunniest:

this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life

(Source: quinnfabray, via mistressaustralia)

electricsundials:

notpossibleoswin:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

(via jo-ce)

(via ronaldtherapist)

cellazar-slytherin:

Gay rights activists: known universally for their awesome signs

(Source: b0konon, via -ayeestee)

laughinguntilithurts:

tastefullyoffensive:

This kid was born for politics.

(via llamallamacatchallama)

hogwarts-express:

i dropped my cellphone now i have to buy a new floor. 

(Source: somethinglikelydia)

agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

(Source: sighsomemore, via stannisbaratheon)

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

(via pinchevia)

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about

(via marginally-diligent)